The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar Review

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This voyage is special. It will change everything…
One September evening in 1785, the merchant Jonah Hancock hears urgent knocking on his front door. One of his captains is waiting eagerly on the step. He has sold Jonah’s ship for what appears to be a mermaid.

As gossip spreads through the docks, coffee shops, parlours and brothels, everyone wants to see Mr Hancock’s marvel. Its arrival spins him out of his ordinary existence and through the doors of high society. At an opulent party, he makes the acquaintance of Angelica Neal, the most desirable woman he has ever laid eyes on… and a courtesan of great accomplishment. This chance meeting will steer both their lives onto a dangerous new course, a journey on which they will learn that priceless things come at the greatest cost…

What will be the cost of their ambitions? And will they be able to escape the destructive power mermaids are said to possess?

In this spell-binding story of curiosity and obsession, Imogen Hermes Gowar has created an unforgettable jewel of a novel, filled to the brim with intelligence, heart and wit. 

I put off reading this behemoth of a novel because of how long it was, and the fact that the reviews weren't as good as I expected them to be. Finishing it, I can say, yeah, the reviews are right.

Ignoring the Georgian time frame (the main appealing factor) and the shipping company, this is a regency romance novel without the moors. I do not like regency romance novels. Not to mention, the two main characters had so little driving each other that getting through the book got impossibly hard at some points, where I was just flicking through pages wishing it was over. It wasn't that I didn't like them, it was that I found very little compelling about them and didn't really find their story arcs all that fascinating. And it wasn't just them, it was all the main characters. Jonah's niece was your typical historical fiction heroine, one with little interest in romance and lots of interest in reading and running a business, which is a boring played out trope, and everyone felt very wooden like they knew and understood that they were nothing more than characters in a book.

I also didn't really get much of a feel for late 18th century Great Britain. The characters were curiously free of the biases and opinions that would have been period-appropriate, and the dresses and descriptions made me thing more of both the 1810s and the 1600s, confusingly. It felt like a sanitized view of the late 1700s, and at times I wondered if the book was written for the sole purpose of being made into a BBC miniseries. Honestly though, if it was a BBC costume drama I probably would have liked it a lot more, and I'm not one for television serials. 

This is a short review for a too long, forgettable novel. This is my least favorite new release of the year, and while I didn't outright hate it, there's not much about it to really like unless you like romance novels.

4 out of 10

Freshwater by Akwaeke Emezi Review

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“The first madness was that we were born, that they stuffed a god into a bag of skin.”- Freshwater, Akwaeke Emezi

An extraordinary debut novel, Freshwater explores the surreal experience of having a fractured self. It centers around a young Nigerian woman, Ada, who develops separate selves within her as a result of being born "with one foot on the other side." Unsettling, heartwrenching, dark, and powerful, Freshwater is a sharp evocation of a rare way of experiencing the world, one that illuminates how we all construct our identities.

Ada begins her life in the south of Nigeria as a troubled baby and a source of deep concern to her family. Her parents, Saul and Saachi, successfully prayed her into existence, but as she grows into a volatile and splintered child, it becomes clear that something went terribly awry. When Ada comes of age and moves to America for college, the group of selves within her grows in power and agency. A traumatic assault leads to a crystallization of her alternate selves: Asụghara and Saint Vincent. As Ada fades into the background of her own mind and these selves--now protective, now hedonistic--move into control, Ada's life spirals in a dark and dangerous direction.

Narrated by the various selves within Ada and based in the author's realities, Freshwater dazzles with ferocious energy and serpentine grace, heralding the arrival of a fierce new literary voice.

I'm not a terribly diverse reader. In fact, just the other day I was looking at my bookshelf and I realized just how overwhelmingly white (and hella gay, but that's neither here nor there) my bookshelf is. I pick the books I read based on their summaries, and right now I've been super into Brideshead Revisited-y novels about gay Britons. Writers who are not white do not usually write such novels. But it's Black History Month. I don't usually pay attention to arbitrarily named months like Black History Month or Women's History Month or Pride Month because that's just me, but this is a new release that I really wanted to read before it came out and the fact that it was released in February is really just a bonus. However, if you really care about such things, this is my Black History Month read. 

First of all, wow, Emezi is a wonderful writer. Believe the hype. She has an amazingly lyrical and just altogether beautiful style that I was completely blown away by and couldn't believe it was a debut. Because of the beautiful style, I just flew through this novel, and actually didn't put it down once I picked it up. Even though the book is like 250 pages, I finished it in under an hour, a new record for me I think. In fact, I wonder where those extra 150 pages went!

And I was intrigued by the Nigerian legends that Emezi based her novel off of. The idea of the many gods living in Ada's head, making her portrayal of multiple personality disorder wonderfully original. While I still don't know if I believe in the existence of multiple personality disorder personally, Emezi makes an interesting case for it. I do, however, wish that psychiatric treatment got a better rap in the novel. I am an advocate for formal psychiatric diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders, and wish that more literature focused on the positives of being treated by medication or psychotherapy. But that's just me.

That being said, I found it hard to relate to Ada. She wasn't a protagonist, she was the vehicle in which the story was told which isn't necessarily a bad thing but it means that I wasn't as sympathetic towards her situation as I could have been because she didn't feel real. Which is probably why this novel didn't do anything in the way of convincing me that MPD was a real thing and not something separate from, say, schizophrenia. I was also disappointed with the poor portrayal of men. Every man in this book is either abusive or fatally flawed in some way. 

Overall, I really liked Freshwater. I'd definitely recommend picking it up for an interesting portrayal of mental illness and a quick read with beautiful writing. It'd be interesting to see what Akwaeke Emezi does next.

8 out of 10

Lincoln in the Bardo by George Saunders Review

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“Strange, isn't it? To have dedicated one's life to a certain venture, neglecting other aspects of one's life, only to have that venture, in the end, amount to nothing at all, the products of one's labors ultimately forgotten?”- Lincoln in the Bardo, George Saunders

In his long-awaited first novel, American master George Saunders delivers his most original, transcendent, and moving work yet. Unfolding in a graveyard over the course of a single night, narrated by a dazzling chorus of voices, Lincoln in the Bardo is a literary experience unlike any other—for no one but Saunders could conceive it.

February 1862. The Civil War is less than one year old. The fighting has begun in earnest, and the nation has begun to realize it is in for a long, bloody struggle. Meanwhile, President Lincoln’s beloved eleven-year-old son, Willie, lies upstairs in the White House, gravely ill. In a matter of days, despite predictions of a recovery, Willie dies and is laid to rest in a Georgetown cemetery. “My poor boy, he was too good for this earth,” the president says at the time. “God has called him home.” Newspapers report that a grief-stricken Lincoln returned to the crypt several times alone to hold his boy’s body.

From that seed of historical truth, George Saunders spins an unforgettable story of familial love and loss that breaks free of its realistic, historical framework into a thrilling, supernatural realm both hilarious and terrifying. Willie Lincoln finds himself in a strange purgatory, where ghosts mingle, gripe, commiserate, quarrel, and enact bizarre acts of penance. Within this transitional state—called, in the Tibetan tradition, the bardo—a monumental struggle erupts over young Willie’s soul.

Lincoln in the Bardo is an astonishing feat of imagination and a bold step forward from one of the most important and influential writers of his generation. Formally daring, generous in spirit, deeply concerned with matters of the heart, it is a testament to fiction’s ability to speak honestly and powerfully to the things that really matter to us. Saunders has invented a thrilling new form that deploys a kaleidoscopic, theatrical panorama of voices—living and dead, historical and invented—to ask a timeless, profound question: How do we live and love when we know that everything we love must end?

Is anyone else tired of hearing glowing review after glowing review of this novel? Indeed, when I picked up Lincoln in the Bardo, after I had been resisting it for so long, my expectations were actually lowered, an attempt to prevent what I figured would be inevitable disappointment. But if you expected a trashing of an overrated novel, turn back now because this is not it.

Honestly, the whole reason I even picked up Lincoln in the Bardo in the first place was because of peer pressure. As much as I love ghosts, the American Civil War and the life of Lincoln has ever interested me. I was always annoyed when my American history classes in elementary, middle, and high school would get stuck in the middle of the 1800s, because we would usually spend two months on the Antebellum, Civil War, and Restoration and I just wanted to get to the 20th century, already. I mean, I don't blame authors and schools for fixating on that time, especially in today's society with race relations being what they are, but all it did was encourage my interest in the Turn of the Century and both WWs, because of how little I was taught about them in a public school setting. And when I read historical fiction for fun, I have a tendency to gravitate towards times that either interest me or I know little about, that basically means that anything that has to do with the Civil War I stay away from.

But Lincoln in the Bardo is a novel that I was completely blown away by. While gimmicky novels have never been my favorite, this one is told in a way that makes its unconventional, even avant-garde, style fun and refreshing instead of bogged down by quirkiness. In fact, I am a little surprised it reached and was liked by such a mainstream audience, or that I see it in places like airport or train station bookstores since it's hard for me to imagine the pop fiction crowd liking such a heavy, strange book.

And I loved the ghosts. I mean, I love ghosts in general, but these ghosts were particularly endearing to me. Their stories were the right amount of sad without feeling overindulgent, and each of their personalities shone through well in their writing. And the humor of the novel perfectly counter-balanced the sadness. And it certainly struck the right note for me. I like absurdist humor, almost as much as I like dark humor, and I could have read ten novels written by Saunders about the antics of various ghosts in many graveyards.

I was also interested in the parts away from the graveyard, with the various quotes from sources (real or fake, I have no idea) discussing Lincoln and Willie. I liked the contradiction in many of them and that not all of them were glowing. It reminded me how much I like oral histories, and was a fascinating mosaic of the time period. 

My only complaint, and it's a relatively minor one, is that I don't really like books written from the point of view of someone who was actually alive. It makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I don't know why these stories bother me so much, but they do.

So yes, Lincoln in the Bardo. I give it my whole-hearted thumbs up, and I think this is the most I've enjoyed reading a novel this year so far. What else can I say except that I loved it and that Mr Vollman, Mr Bevins (the third) and the Good Reverend will stick around in my head for a long time. Bittersweet perfection.

9 out of 10

The Sealwoman's Gift by Sally Magnusson Review

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In 1627 Barbary pirates raided the coast of Iceland and abducted some 400 of its people, including 250 from a tiny island off the mainland. Among the captives sold into slavery in Algiers were the island pastor, his wife and their three children. Although the raid itself is well documented, little is known about what happened to the women and children afterwards. It was a time when women everywhere were largely silent.

In this brilliant reimagining, Sally Magnusson gives a voice to Ásta, the pastor's wife. Enslaved in an alien Arab culture Ásta meets the loss of both her freedom and her children with the one thing she has brought from home: the stories in her head. Steeped in the sagas and folk tales of her northern homeland, she finds herself experiencing not just the separations and agonies of captivity, but the reassessments that come in any age when intelligent eyes are opened to other lives, other cultures and other kinds of loving.

The Sealwoman's Gift is about the eternal power of storytelling to help us survive. The novel is full of stories - Icelandic ones told to fend off a slave-owner's advances, Arabian ones to help an old man die. And there are others, too: the stories we tell ourselves to protect our minds from what cannot otherwise be borne, the stories we need to make us happy.

This novel is about a little known time in Icelandic history, and I love little known times in history so I was excited to pick it up, and I admit, I am not disappointed by it at all.

That being said, The Sealwoman's Gift is very hard to read at times, dealing as it does with things like mothers being separated from their children, or being forced to watch them grow up with values they did not ever want their children to espouse. I read it all in one sitting, and even though I'm not a mother nor have any desire to be a mother, I still couldn't get through some parts like the fate of the eldest son. It reminded me of Hassan's son from The Kite Runner.

The writing in The Sealwoman's Gift is very good, but not unique. It's very much your typical Hannah Kent atmospheric historical mystery style that you'd expect from an atmospheric historical fiction novel. It's easy to read, almost too easy in fact.

It's a very easy book to get slipped into and leave loving, almost to a fault. Because there are flaws about the novel, and there is one trope that I really cannot stand in it, but the characters and scenes and, again, writing are all so well done. This is an expertly crafted novel, with no technical flaws to it. In fact, this is probably the technically best new release I've encountered thus far.

However, I wasn't crazy about the characters themselves. They are very well done and three dimensional, but I didn't like Asta at all, nor any of the characters really. I pitied their situation, but had a hard time emphasizing with them.

And of course, the presence of my least favorite trope did not endear Asta to me. I despise the trope of a slave master and his slave falling in love, and this has one. I'm not talking about Stockholm Syndrome, which I think can work really well in the right situation, I'm talking about actual romantic love between the two. While this type of romance clearly does it for someone given the amount of slave master romance novels I've encountered over the years and it probably did happen in real life, I still don't like it personally.

And, while I found this novel to be extremely well-researched, I found the gender inequality in the Ottoman Empire to be very downplayed, as well as the Christian oppression understated. 

So thumbs up on The Sealwoman's Gift as a whole, especially if you want something that's interesting and very well done technically. I still found it an enlightening read despite my problems with it. Definitely worth checking out when it comes to America in October.

8-8.5 out of 10

In the Month of the Midnight Sun by Cecilia Ekback Review

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“June is a good month to purge. It's a time to flush things out, to eliminate, to seek liberation. It's a month of light. The month of the midnight sun.”- In the Month of the Midnight Sun, Cecilia Ekback

An orphaned boy brought up to serve the state as a man. A rich young woman incapable of living by the conventions of society. Neither is prepared for the journey into the heat, mystery, violence and disorienting perpetual daylight of the far North.

Stockholm 1856.

Magnus is a geologist. When the Minister sends him to survey the distant but strategically vital Lapland region around Blackasen Mountain, it is a perfect cover for another mission: Magnus must investigate why one of the nomadic Sami people, native to the region, has apparently slaughtered in cold blood a priest, a law officer and a settler in their rectory.

Is there some bigger threat afoot? Blackasen seems to be a place of many secrets.
But the Minister has more than a professional tie to Magnus, and at the last moment, he adds another responsibility. Disgusted by the wayward behaviour of his daughter Lovisa - Magnus's sister-in law - the Minister demands that Magnus take her with him on his arduous journey.

Thus the two unlikely companions must venture out of the sophisticated city, up the coast and across country, to the rough-hewn religion and politics of the settler communities, the mystical, pre-Christian ways of the people who have always lived on this land, and the strange, compelling light of the midnight sun.
For Lovisa and Magnus, nothing can ever be the same again.

Last year, Wolf Winter was one of my favorite reads, to the point where I was annoyed that this novel never made it over to the States so I could read it. That was of course before I discovered alternative vendors on Amazon and Book Depository. 

What's funny now is that I kind of regret that decision. Because, while I did enjoy this novel, I didn't love it. There was something lacking about it, it just didn't do it for me the way that Wolf Winter did. I thought about Wolf Winter for months after I read it, the characters and the story stuck with me in ways that this novel just didn't.

I think a lot of that has to do with the characters. The Wolf Winter characters- Maija, Frederika, and the Priest were interesting, compelling characters that drew me more and more into their stories the more the book progressed. In this case, I couldn't connect with the characters nearly as well, and on the surface they had intriguing story arcs but there wasn't as much underneath the surface. I pretty much figured out where Lovisa's and Magnus' respective story arcs and the mystery itself didn't grip me the way that Wolf Winter's did. I had a hard time figuring out why I should care about the murders of these three men. I mean, the murder in Wolf Winter didn't seem to have anything to do with the main plot line, but the story came together in an admirable way in the end.

I mean, there are positives to In the Month of the Midnight Sun. The writing style is different- wordier, more purple- than it is in Wolf Winter, but still good. My biggest complaint with the writing is that is just isn't that original. The writing in Wolf Winter is unique and the cold, minimalist style fits the atmosphere of the novel extremely well. In the Month of the Midnight Sun has more of a Hannah Kent-esque style, which isn't a bad thing- Hannah Kent is one of my favorite historical fiction writers- and it does work well with the story, but it's just not nearly as original.

I do like that In the Month of the Midnight Sun isn't a sequel, and there is no sign of the characters from the first novel- probably because it was set 100 years after. While maybe some of the characters are descendants of the characters in the first novel, there's no definite proof of that. It makes it easy for me to separate both books from each other.

My biggest problem with the story itself is one of the twists towards the end, centering around one of the Lapp women. I dislike Baija's remorse towards that situation since it shows some pretty hardcore double standards on Ekback's part especially given the resolution of the mystery in Wolf Winter. But that's just me.

While I've made my "meh" feelings about In the Month of the Midnight Sun clear, I would like to reiterate that this hasn't changed my opinions towards either Wolf Winter or Cecilia Ekback in general. In fact, I respect her as an author more, as she's good at crafting two very similar yet different novels. In the Month of the Midnight Sun could have been just a rehash of Wolf Winter (and I would probably still like it) but instead Ekback tried something different. I'm eager to see what she'll do next.

7 out of 10

Next Year in Havana by Chanel Cleeton Review

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“Havana is like a woman who was grand once and has fallen on hard times, and yet hints of her former brilliance remain, traces of an era since passed, a photograph faded by time and circumstance, its edges crumbling to dust.”- Next Year in Havana, Chanel Cleeton

After the death of her beloved grandmother, a Cuban-American woman travels to Havana, where she discovers the roots of her identity--and unearths a family secret hidden since the revolution...

Havana, 1958. The daughter of a sugar baron, nineteen-year-old Elisa Perez is part of Cuba's high society, where she is largely sheltered from the country's growing political unrest--until she embarks on a clandestine affair with a passionate revolutionary...

Miami, 2017. Freelance writer Marisol Ferrera grew up hearing romantic stories of Cuba from her late grandmother Elisa, who was forced to flee with her family during the revolution. Elisa's last wish was for Marisol to scatter her ashes in the country of her birth. 

Arriving in Havana, Marisol comes face-to-face with the contrast of Cuba's tropical, timeless beauty and its perilous political climate. When more family history comes to light and Marisol finds herself attracted to a man with secrets of his own, she'll need the lessons of her grandmother's past to help her understand the true meaning of courage.

I wanted to read Next Year in Havana because it was about something I know very little about- the political history of Cuba. I mean, sure, I'm familiar with the story of Cuban refugees in America, but most of what I know about Cuba begins in the 50s, as a glamorous movie star location (and Ricky Ricardo), and ends in the 60s, with the missile crisis and the Bay of Pigs, although my American history classes have touched upon the Spanish American War. I also always liked the stories of people who flee their home country and have to make do in a foreign place. 

I was, however, less enthused by the fact that it was a dual perspective, with one taking place in the past and the other in the present. I was also not crazy about a romance with a revolutionary involved. But sometimes, you just gotta gamble. 

And I am happy I took that gamble. Because Chanel Cleeton's writing style is just lovely. If she doesn't have a pedigree in travel writing, I will be surprised. The way she describes the food and the Havana setting is just divine. I felt like I was there. Especially the food. God, the next time I'm in the City I should find a Cuban place instead of the usual Irish pubs I frequent. Really, you can't go wrong with any type of Latin cuisine. 

I think Cleeton was smart with Next Year in Havana, and chose a story that would play to her strengths as a writer. This isn't really a serious story, it's definitely a fluffy women's historical fiction with some edge. The travel and historical bits are great- I especially liked the descriptions of the pretty dresses- and I suppose the romance parts were fine too and probably did it for someone. I dislike romance fairly intensely, and I hate revolutionary type characters. Moody, judgmental, tortured rebels... why do writers like these types so much? They're my least favorite type of love interest.

I mean, the story was on the predictable side, with me guessing everything that happened before it actually happened in the book. I personally didn't have a problem with it, because it was fluffy, and it was fun to read and I wasn't looking for fine literature so that helped.

I recommend Next Year in Havana for a good women's historical fiction novel, especially if you like a bit of fluff. In fact, I wonder what her publisher was thinking by giving her a February publication date, since this is a beach read if there ever was one.

8 out of 10

My Absolute Darling by Gabriel Tallent Review

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“He has a way of watching her that makes her feel as if she is the most important thing in the world.”- My Absolute Darling, Gabriel Tallent

A brilliant and immersive, all-consuming read about one fourteen-year-old girl's heart-stopping fight for her own soul.

Turtle Alveston is a survivor. At fourteen, she roams the woods along the northern California coast. The creeks, tide pools, and rocky islands are her haunts and her hiding grounds, and she is known to wander for miles. But while her physical world is expansive, her personal one is small and treacherous: Turtle has grown up isolated since the death of her mother, in the thrall of her tortured and charismatic father, Martin. Her social existence is confined to the middle school (where she fends off the interest of anyone, student or teacher, who might penetrate her shell) and to her life with her father.

Then Turtle meets Jacob, a high-school boy who tells jokes, lives in a big clean house, and looks at Turtle as if she is the sunrise. And for the first time, the larger world begins to come into focus: her life with Martin is neither safe nor sustainable. Motivated by her first experience with real friendship and a teenage crush, Turtle starts to imagine escape, using the very survival skills her father devoted himself to teaching her. The reader tracks Turtle's escalating acts of physical and emotional courage, and watches, heart in throat, as she struggles to become her own hero--and in the process, becomes ours as well.

Shot through with striking language in a fierce natural setting,My Absolute Darling is an urgently told, profoundly moving read that marks the debut of an extraordinary new writer.

So. Has Gabriel Tallent ever interacted with another human before in his life? I mean, forget about teenage girls- it’s fairly obvious that he’s never been one nor talked to one before ever (source: once having been a teenage girl)- but the rest of his characters are just as bad as Turtle.

In fact, you know the uncanny valley phenomena? That’s the feeling I got while reading. The characters are human, and the story is meant to be realistic, but there’s something lacking about it. One of the best examples of this is the way the two teenage boys speak. One speaks the way a shitty sitcom might have shown a teenage boy talking- complete with the 5 years out of date slang- and the other reads like a parody of a John Green hero. Perhaps Tallent was an isolated home schooled kid when he was young. Or maybe that’s how all Californians act and I’m the one who’s strange. I mean, I’m from the east coast, I’m probably the worst person in the world to ask about the way Californians act.

But that’s not the only “off” feeling I had about Tallent’s writing. Normally, with writers, even writers I don’t particularly care for, I feel something in their writing that tells me that this person loves what they do. I did not feel that at all with My Absolute Darling. In fact, I wonder what originally drew him to writing, though I can imagine him being the kind of person who was told his entire life that he was fantastic at writing to the point where, when he found himself without anything more to do, decided “what the hell, I’ll write a book.”

It’s funny, too, one of the questions that readers had for this novel on Goodreads is “Why does an adult white man think he can write about the sexual abuse and spiritual coming of her own about a teenage girl?” Now, normally I reject that idea because I believe that you should be allowed to be able to write whatever the hell you want, but in this case I can actually see her point. Why did Tallent think he could write from the point of view of a teenage girl with an unstable father when he doesn’t even understand how humans function let alone girls? 

On the surface, this novel reminded me of History of Wolves, another 2017 lit fic release. I didn’t love that novel either, but it was able to connect with me a lot more than this one. It wasn’t particularly realistic either, but at least I understood where it was going and the points it was trying to make. And the main character was a better teenage girl than Turtle ever was. 

In Tallent’s credit, he can turn a pretty phrase. The writing style was original and fit the mood that Tallent was trying to create. Though it could be a bit more rough- perhaps he should take lessons from some of the Scandinavian writers, who can do that dark, minimalist, rough around the edges style that would be perfect for this novel.

I can’t say that I actually liked My Absolute Darling all that much, nor can I say that I hated it outright. It was a good idea for a book, but I don’t think it got the best treatment. Perhaps it was too ambitious for a debut author to undertake and that’s why it ultimately failed, perhaps it should have been regulated to short story status. In fact, I think that’s what Tallent should have done, as with a full length novel, the many flaws in his writing can’t be hidden.

4 out of 10

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Final Girls by Riley Sager Review

WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS BELOW

“I think she's going to say something about Him.  Most likely because of the nightmare, which lingers sticky on my skin like drying perspiration.  I brace myself to hear her tell me that He's resurfaced, as I always knew He would.  It doesn't matter that He's dead.  That I gladly watched Him die.”- Final Girls, Riley Sager

Ten years ago, college student Quincy Carpenter went on vacation with five friends and came back alone, the only survivor of a horror movie–scale massacre. In an instant, she became a member of a club no one wants to belong to—a group of similar survivors known in the press as the Final Girls. Lisa, who lost nine sorority sisters to a college dropout's knife; Sam, who went up against the Sack Man during her shift at the Nightlight Inn; and now Quincy, who ran bleeding through the woods to escape Pine Cottage and the man she refers to only as Him. The three girls are all attempting to put their nightmares behind them, and, with that, one another. Despite the media's attempts, they never meet.
 
Now, Quincy is doing well—maybe even great, thanks to her Xanax prescription. She has a caring almost-fiancé, Jeff; a popular baking blog; a beautiful apartment; and a therapeutic presence in Coop, the police officer who saved her life all those years ago. Her memory won’t even allow her to recall the events of that night; the past is in the past. 
 
That is, until Lisa, the first Final Girl, is found dead in her bathtub, wrists slit, and Sam, the second, appears on Quincy's doorstep. Blowing through Quincy's life like a whirlwind, Sam seems intent on making Quincy relive the past, with increasingly dire consequences, all of which makes Quincy question why Sam is really seeking her out. And when new details about Lisa's death come to light, Quincy's life becomes a race against time as she tries to unravel Sam's truths from her lies, evade the police and hungry reporters, and, most crucially, remember what really happened at Pine Cottage, before what was started ten years ago is finished.

I finally read Final Girls, 2017's hottest thriller. I have been wanting to read it for the longest time, but every time I went to the library, it was out. And now, almost a full year since it came out, I finally got my hands on a copy. Was it worth the wait?

Well...

Just general thriller writing 101- maybe try and make it so one doesn't guess exactly who did it in the first ten pages? Now, I'm sure this premature guessing doesn't bother some people, but it bothers the hell out of me. I shouldn't be able to make snap guesses like that, Sager! Let me hang on my line a little longer! 

Admittedly, this may just have to do with the fact that I read a lot of thrillers and have been so well-acquainted with the usual twists and turns of this genre that I can smell a twist coming from 100 pages away. I can't remember the last time a mystery shocked me and that's why lately I've been gravitating towards thrillers that are less whodunnit and are more character studies than anything else. As Final Girls is very much your typical adult "psychological" thriller, along the same lines as The Perfect Stranger, it's not really the kind of thing that's been speaking to me lately.

Speaking of The Perfect Stranger, this novel reminded me a lot of that one. Both deal with characters with dark pasts and, in both books, a strange girl with a closet full of corpses comes into their lives. And in both, very little happens until the end.

Seriously. When I read a thriller that isn't written by Tana French, it better be tense and those bodies better rack up real fast. Or it should be disturbing and psychological. This book is neither of those. In fact, if it was a slasher flick I would probably have turned it off by now, disappointed, and I don't even like slasher flicks. How the heck did Sager write a book inspired by the formulaic plots of violent movies and make it so vanilla? Here at Bookworm Basics, we have a loose idea as to what horror is (defined as anything with Gothic or disturbing elements) and I wouldn't even put this book under that category. 

I mean, in Sager's favor, he's managed to ape that female contemporary thriller style so well, I had no idea that he was a man until I went on Goodreads. Dude picked the right pen name- he'd blend right in with all the vaguely masculine leaning gender neutral names that women writers chose because they are worried about losing the .5 of the male population that might even think about picking up a novel about a woman whose murdered neighbor was having an affair with her husband (who could it have been?). 

So yeah, Final Girls. I like the idea behind it- of course, otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up. But it just did not suck me in the way thrillers should, and that makes me disappointed. I probably will read his second book, but I'm not going to look forward to it.

5.5 out of 10

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The Substitute by Nicole Lundrigan Review

WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS BELOW

“He reminded himself that his childhood days were far behind him. He was a grown up now, a man, a developmental biologist, a PhD. In the future, a tenured professor, if that was what he decided to do. Right now he was taking a slight sidestep, a year-long break from his lab to become a substitute teacher in middle school.”- The Substitute, Nicole Lundrigan

Warren Botts is a disillusioned Ph.D., taking a break from his lab to teach middle-school science. Gentle, soft-spoken, and lonely, he innocently befriends Amanda, one of his students. But one morning, Amanda is found dead in his backyard, and Warren, shocked, flees the scene.

As the small community slowly turns against him, an anonymous narrator, a person of extreme intelligence and emotional detachment, offers insight into events past and present. As the tension builds, we gain an intimate understanding of the power of secrets, illusions, and memories.

Nicole Lundrigan uses her prodigious talent to deliciously creepy effect, producing a finely crafted page-turner and a chilling look into the mind of a psychopath. 

The Substitute is a creepy, Tana Frenchish thriller but without the police procedural parts. And when I say Tana Frenchish, I mean really. Right down to the cover, which would fit nicely on the shelf that holds my Dublin Murder Squad collection. 

The cover isn't the only way that it fits. Lundrigan's writing style is ornate the same way French's is, and her book is equally as slow-moving. This doesn't work as well for me because the mystery doesn't feel as intense or the stakes aren't high enough for me to care about it in any particular way, and the characters didn't feel real enough for me to want to root for them. Again, contrast this to Tana French, who, while it is true her murder mysteries don't really have high stakes attached, writes characters in such a way you just want to keep reading even if it's because you want to spend a little more time with them.

The characters could be better, too. I liked Warren Botts plenty, because I like those stuttering, shy, and effeminate male characters, but the sociopath... You could not find a more cliched, un-nuanced portrayal of a sociopath if you tried. She's scary smart, sounds like no child I've ever encountered, and, well, you know those Tumblr girls who claim to have DID or BPD or what have you? And when you actually read their posts it sounds like they looked up that mental illness on Wikipedia or WMD and copied all the symptoms? Yeah, that's what the sociopath's chapters read like. 

I mean, I enjoyed reading The Substitute, and applauded Lundrigan's twists and turns, but it was hard to get into that mystery, and when only one of the two POV characters is any good or feels original, then that's a problem. I might check out whatever Lundrigan puts out next, but I'd recommend passing on this one. Read In the Woods instead!

7 out of 10

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January 2018 Wrap-Up

Wow, the first month of 2018 is over! I don't know about you, but I've been having a horrible 2018 so far which is partly why this wrap-up took forever to come out (it's all because of one fucking class too). Happily, the only thing that is going well right now is my reading- I didn't read a ton, but I liked almost everything I read this month! That never happens! God, I think I'm becoming like one of those reviewers who gives every book she reads 4-5 stars...

By Light We Knew Our Names by Anne Valente 8/10 (224 pg)
My Review: By Light We Knew Our Names by Anne Valente
  Starting off the month of short stories was By Light We Knew Our Names. This is a debut collection of magical realism short stories, and it does have the same problems that a lot of debut short story collections do- heavy-handed imagery, repetitive themes, better titles than stories- but Valente does have real talent that comes out in this collection, and I'd be interested in checking out her full length novel to see how her writing has improved.

The End of Days by Jenny Erpenbeck 4.5/10 (320 pg)
My Review: The End of Days by Jenny Erpenbeck
  This was my first disappointment of the year, which is a shame. I should love this novel, which is meant to be a sweeping 20th century novel about the many lives and deaths one woman goes through. However, it wasn't very well written and was too confusing for me to enjoy it. Perhaps it's better in its native German, and I still want to read Erpenbeck's Visitation, but likely not for a while.

Love Is a Dog from Hell by Charles Bukowski 9/10 (312 pg)
  The fact that The Buk is one of my favorite poets is something that I don't think I should be too proud of. His detractors say he's pretentious, cynical to the point of trying too hard, and misanthropic, and I can't say I wholly disagree with them but I've always loved his work. He can write the dirtiest poetry and at the same time, can come up with the most lovely turns of phrases I have ever encountered. I was happy that this poetry collection includes two of my favorite poems- the second version of The Crunch and Alone With Everybody. This isn't the most complete collection of his works and certainly doesn't have all of my favorite poems, but it's a great collection, and I'd recommend it to anyone interested in reading Charles Bukowski. 

The Maze at Windermere by Gregory Blake Smith 8.5/10 (352 pg)
My Review: The Maze at Windermere by Gregory Blake Smith
  This was my first and so far, favorite new release this year, and finishing it actually energized me in some way, like it was a sign that it would be a good year. Even better too, because this made my short list of really, really want to read. It's not a perfect book by any means, but it was really enjoyable to read. This is a study of Newport Rhode Island over three centuries as the town grows from a Quaker colony to the old money resort we know it as today.

Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma 8/10 (reread) (454 pg)
My Review: Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma (read in Feb 2017)
  I reread this novel after writing my most surprising of 2017 list, because it made me really, really want to read it again. I was in a minor slump the first half of the month and I wanted something kind of ridiculous. And I enjoyed reading it just as much as I did the first time.

Beautiful Star and Other Stories by Andrew Swanston 8/10 (186 pg)
My Review: Beautiful Star & Other Stories by Andrew Swanston
  This is a wonderful collection of short stories tailor-made for the history lover, as each are based off an event that, while interesting, has been mostly forgotten about over the years. It's very easy to read- almost a bit too easy, if I'm being honest- but a perfect one-sitting collection overall. Recommended to any history buff.

The Unfinished World by Amber Sparks 8.5-9/10 (240 pg)
My Review: The Unfinished World by Amber Sparks
  Sparks is one of the most talented magical realism short story writers out there, no contest. And, while I did love her collection of strange and unusual short stories, I didn't love it. Sparks is a masterful writer, and one of the best contemporary technical writers I have ever encountered. Everything she does is right out of a how to write manual. But I couldn't connect with her stories at an emotional level the way the collection wants me to. They have stuck with me since reading, but I wish I was able to connect with them more while actually in the process of reading her collection.

Thunderhead by Neal Shusterman 8-8.5/10 (504 pg)
My Review: Thunderhead by Neal Shusterman
  I think Neal Shusterman should work for me, because I'm probably going to end up giving him my money for as long as he keeps writing. While it is true that Arc of a Scythe so far isn't my favorite thing he's ever done- it's probably my fourth favorite of his series so far, after Unwind, the Skinjacker trilogy, and the Antsy Bonano books- and if I were to make a list of my favorite Shusterman books it would be pretty far down on the list. That being said, it's Shusterman, so I will read it. Thunderhead is the second Arc of a Scythe book and it's about a utopia society where death has been eradicated.

The Convictions of John Delahunt by Andrew Hughes 5/10 (352 pg)
My Review: The Convictions of John Delahunt by Andrew Hughes
  This was my second disappointment of the month, and I barely remember reading it even though it wasn't that long ago. I picked it up because it seemed like the kind of book I would love given that it's a dark historical fiction novel about the murder of a child in Dublin, with dark humor elements. It's a good story, but not one that's particularly well-told, and I don't really recommend it.

Sisters by Raina Telgemeier 7/10 (203 pg) (reread)
  I was in the mood for a graphic novel and figured, hey, this would do. I don't really have a ton to say about it except that I liked it as much as I did the first time I read it back in 2016.

A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan 9/10 (341 pg)
My Review: A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
  In a month of damn good books, this is my favorite. Which is completely shocking, given that I put one of her other books on my worst of 2017 list. Well, shit, maybe I should give more of the authors on my worst lists another chance. Egan is such an inventive writer, and this novel is when she is at the top of her game. It's fun to read, and is well deserving of its Pulitzer. This novel, for those who somehow haven't heard of it, is about a punk rocker and the people connected to him. 

The Rathbones by Janice Clark 8/10 (384 pg)
My Review: The Rathbones by Janice Clark
  This was my last book of the month, and one that was good and creepy and I liked it plenty. It was dark and creepy and inventive. It wasn't the best book I've ever read, and the Gothic feel was forced in some places, but I really liked the characters and the atmosphere in the book. Of course, given that the book is about a creepy whaling family in Connecticut, it was hard for me not to like it.


Page total: 3,872
Average rating: 7.5-8/10
Genre breakdown: 4 historical fiction
                 2 magical realism
                 1 poetry book
                 1 horror
                 1 graphic novel (memoir)
                 1 dystopian
                 1 contemporary
                 1 romance/chick-lit
Of those 9 were adult, 2 were YA, and 1 was middle grade

I only read 12 books this month, which was expected if low, but I had an average rating of 7.5-8 out of 10! That means I solidly liked every book I read this month! My first review of February will be up soon, so get excited for that. I've got a lot to read in February and we're already 11 days into the month.